Kelly Black: Proof entitled «The Case for the Church of the Immaculate Induction» by Kelly Black.

J. R Blackwell: Proof entitled «Evidence of the Baker» by J. R. Blackwell.

Alexis Drummond: Proof entitled «Pirates and Faith» by Alexis Drummond.

Alexander Cross: Proof entitled «FSM Theologebra» by Alexander Gross.

Jacob D. Haqq-Misra and Michael B. Larson: Proof entitled «Piracy as a Preventor of Tropical Cyclones» by Jacob D. Haqq-Misra and Michael B. Larson.

Kevin Heinright: Proof entitled «A Twenty-first-Century Ontological Argument» by Kevin Heinright.

James Hofer: Proof entitled «Mathematical Proof of the FSM» by James Hofer.

Toby Leonard: Proof entitled «Of Penguins and Pasta» by Toby Leonard with editing by Jason Braunwarth.

Nick Moran: Proof entitled «Life, Kolgomorov Complexity, and Delicious Spaghetti» by Nick Moran.

Landon W. Rabern: Proof entitled «A Teleological Argument» by Landon W. Rabern.

Scott Stoddard: Proof entitled «A Corporate Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster» by Scott Stoddard.

FSM effect on height (c) Tim Mak

Cave, Axial gallery, Lascaux (Montignac, Dordogne), France

Ferris P. Longshanks (c) Steve Luker/Dreamstime.com

Charles Darwin, by Julia Margaret Cameron/The Wellcome Library

Land mass chart (c) Simon Sullivan

Christopher Columbus, Artephot

Witch eating calculator (c) Tim Mak

FSMism venn diagram (c) Simon Sullivan

Evolution (c) Tim Mak

Pirate to man (c) Ed Crane

Why Do Men Have Nipples?, courtesy of Crown Books, a division of Random House, Inc.

Temperature/Pirate graph (c) Simon Sullivan

ID graph (c) Simon Sullivan

Fish fossils (c) Randy Mckown/Dreamstime.com

Peter J. Snodgrass, Ph.D. (c) Wilmy van Ulft/Dreamstime.com

Imam Perez Jaffari (c) Fred Goldstein/Dreamstime.com

Christians/Pirates graph (c) Simon Sullivan

FSM wafer (c) Erich Schoeneweiss

Boiling water (c) Chris Schluep

String (c) Tim Mak

DNA (c) Dreamstime.com

Future man (c) Tim Mak

Pirate skull (c) Scott Rothstein/Dreamstime.com

Spirogyra, courtesy of David Polcyn, Ph.D., Professor of Biology, Chair, Department of Biology, California State University

Primitive life (c) Carolina K. Smith

Proteus flagella (c) Steven R. Spilatro, Marietta College

Uncooked spaghetti (c) Erich Schoeneweiss

Uncooked spaghetti in container (c) Erich Schoeneweiss

Kiwi (c) Tim Mak

Celtic cross (c) Lisa McDonald/Dreamstime.com

A Spirit Man Spearing Kangaroos, Western Arnhem Land, North Australia

Map of China, Werner Forman Archive

Egyptian hieroglyphics, D. Gagli Orti

Parthenon (c) Alison Frantz

The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel/Niklas Jansson, http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/havetouched.jpg

The Founding Fathers, Wadsworth-Atheneum, Hartford, Connecticut

Benjamin Franklin Drawing Electricity from the Sky by Benjamin West, The Philadelphia Museum of Art/Art Resource, New York

Japan surrenders WWII, National Archives and Records Administration

Einstein lectures, Messe Berlin

Moon landing, NASA

Plato (left) and Aristotle (right), detail from The School of Athensby Raphael

Leonardo Da Vinci, self portrait, Biblioteca Reale, Italy

Charles Darwin, The Granger Collection, New York

Sheep (c) Tim Mak

Desert (c) Wilmy van Ulft/Dreamstime.com

Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Department of Defense

Flying Spaghetti Monster by inanimator

Pirate/Temperature graph (c) Simon Sullivan

Pirate-fish design, Niklas Jansson

The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel/Niklas Jansson

Pirate/Temperature graph (c) Simon Sullivan

Pirate-fish stencil photographs (c) Erich Schoeneweiss

Flying Spaghetti Monster simulacrum photographs (c) Erich Schoeneweiss

Pirate/Temperature graph (c) Simon Sullivan

Ocean-current maps (c) Simon Sullivan

FSM Heaven (c) Tim Mak

Pirate-fish design, Niklas Jansson