THE HOLY OFFICE [2]

Myself unto myself will give

This name, Katharsis-Purgative.

I, who dishevelled ways forsook

To hold the poets’ grammar-book,

Bringing to tavern and to brothel

The mind of witty Aristotle,

Lest bards in the attempt should err

Must here be my interpreter:

Wherefore receive now from my lip

Peripatetic scholarship.

To enter heaven, travel hell,

Be piteous or terrible

One positively needs the ease

Of plenary indulgences.

For every true-born mysticist

A Dante is, unprejudiced[3],

Who safe at ingle-nook, by proxy,

Hazards extremes of heterodoxy,

Like him who finds a joy at table

Pondering the uncomfortable.

Ruling one’s life by common sense

How can one fail to be intense?

But I must not accounted be

One of that mumming company —[4]

With him[5] who hies him to appease

His giddy dames’[6] frivolities

While they console him when he whinges

With gold-embroidered Celtic fringes[7]

Or him[8] who sober all the day

Mixes a naggin in his play —

Or him[9] whose conduct ‘seems to own’

His preference for a man of ‘tone’ —

Or him[10] who plays the ragged patch

To millionaires in Hazelpatch

But weeping after holy fast

Confesses all his pagan past —

Or him[11] who will his hat unfix

Neither to malt nor crucifix[12]

But show to all that poor-dressed be

His high Castilian courtesy —

Or him[13] who loves his Master dear —

Or him[14] who drinks his pint in fear —

Or him[15] who once when snug abed

Saw Jesus Christ without his head

And tried so hard to win for us

The long-lost works of Æschylus.

But all these men of whom I speak

Make me the sewer of their clique.

That they may dream their dreamy dreams

I carry off their filthy streams

For I can do those things for them

Through which I lost my diadem,

Those things for which Grandmother Church

Left me severely in the lurch.

Thus I relieve their timid arses,

Perform my office of Katharsis.

My scarlet leaves them white as wool[16]:

Through me they purge a bellyful.

To sister mummers one and all

I act as vicar-general[17]

And for each maiden, shy and nervous,

I do a similar kind service.

For I detect without surprise

That shadowy beauty in her eyes,

The ‘dare not’ of sweet maidenhood

That answers my corruptive ‘would’[18].

Whenever publicly we meet

She never seems to think of it;

At night when close in bed she lies

And feels my hand between her thighs

My little love in light attire

Knows the soft flame that is desire.

But Mammon[19] places under ban

The uses of Leviathan[20]

And that high spirit ever wars

On Mammon’s countless servitors

Nor can they ever be exempt

From his taxation of contempt.

So distantly I turn to view

The shamblings of that motley crew,

Those souls that hate the strength that mine has

Steeled in the school of old Aquinas[21].

Where they have crouched and crawled and prayed

I stand, the self-doomed, unafraid,

Unfellowed, friendless and alone,

Indifferent as the herring-bone,

Firm as the mountain-ridges where

I flash my antlers on the air.

Let them continue as is meet

To adequate the balance-sheet.

Though they may labour to the grave

My spirit shall they never have

Nor make my soul with theirs as one

Till the Mahamanvantara[22] be done:

And though they spur me from their door

My soul shall spurn them evemore.